Stupid New Words for Stupid

I always tell Adam, "You're a stupid stupid man."  Adam said, "BORING!  Think of some different words instead of using the same word all the time."

Then we went to look in a Thesaurus, which gives us lists of words that mean the same thing.  Words with the same meaning are called Synonyms.

First we looked for synonyms for stupid.  There are lots of them and they are all adjectives.  My favorite ones are:

1. idiotic 
2. unintelligent
3. moronic
4. dumb
5. dense

Then we looked synonyms for idiot.  These are all nouns.  My favorites are:

1. pinhead
2. ignoramus
3. imbecile
4. nitwit
5. moron

I don't know which of these words I should use for Adam.  Maybe all?

Adam is an idiotic pinhead.  He always wakes up at night and goes to bed in the morning.  He is unintelligent ignoramus.  He always eats everywhere even on other people, especially good girls.  He is a moronic imbecile.  He always looks up at the sky when he is walking and bumps into everywhere.  He's a dumb, dense nitwit-moron.  He even can make your little cute animals' home earthquake.  Adam is 12345 12345 all of them.

I think use all!  And I'll tell you a secret.  Adam's playing for fun phone number is 12345 12345.  You can guess why.